In an attempt to continue not running really, really fast in a straight line, since London Usain Bolt has flirted with the idea of playing soccer for Manchester United, trying the long jump in 2016, and now, apparently, playing professional cricket.
Word is Australian spinner Shane Warne contacted Bolt back in December about joining his Melbourne Stars club in the Twenty20 League and now Bolt’s friend, cricketer Chris Gayle, mentioned the sprinter while warming up before a match in Sri Lanka.
“He wouldn’t embarrass himself. In a charity game, he actually played against me and almost knocked my head off with a good competitive bouncer,” Gayle, a West Indies’ batsman, told reporters. “It is nothing to take lightly. I don’t see anything wrong.”
Bolt also dabbles in basketball, but we think he should probably hold off doing any of these other sports until he can finish an entire race without getting bored and putting it into third gear with 20 meters to go.
Russian Maria Paseka, who beat Simone Biles on vault at the 2015 World Championships, is not certain to compete in the Olympics due to a back injury, according to Russian news agency TASS.
Biles is considered a clear favorite for four gold medals — not done by a female gymnast since Romanian Ecaterina Szabo in 1984 — and could win five golds — never done by an American woman or a female gymnast.
Biles captured gold medals at the last two World Championships in the team event, all-around, balance beam and floor exercise.
Vault is her fifth and most questionable event. Biles took silver, silver and bronze on vault at the last three world championships.
Paseka is the only returning vault medalist from the 2012 Olympics (she took bronze) in addition to being the reigning world champion.
Regardless of Paseka, Biles’ primary competition in the vault final may be the 2008 Olympic champion, North Korea’s Hong Un-Jong, who could not compete in London due to North Korea’s ban for age falsification.
Like Biles, Hong earned vault medals at the last three world championships, including gold in 2014.
Biles’ vaults at worlds were less difficult than Paseka and Hong, causing her to lose eight tenths in start value. Biles has since upgraded her weaker vault, increasing her start value.
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Russian president Vladimir Putin said Olympic medals won in events lacking Russian contenders will be devalued, speaking to athletes who will be going to Rio at the Kremlin on Wednesday.
Russia is set to send just one track and field athlete, plus fewer athletes in many sports, to Rio amid its doping scandal.
It could significantly alter the Rio Olympic medal standings, as Russia finished third in overall medals at the 2012 London Games with 79 — behind the U.S.’ 103 and China’s 88.
“It is obvious that the absence of Russian athletes, the leaders in many sports events, significantly reduces the intensity of the competition, and hence makes the upcoming events less spectacular” Putin told the Russian team Wednesday, according to Russian news agency TASS. “I think that your colleagues from other world’s leading sports powers also understand that the quality of their medals will be different, because it’s one thing to defeat an equal, strong opponent, and quite another – to compete with obviously weaker opponents. Such victory has a very different taste or maybe bad taste.”
Also at the event, two-time Olympic pole vault champion Yelena Isinbayeva broke down while addressing the Olympic team (video here). Isinbayeva was barred from the Rio Games due to Russia’s track and field ban, though she has never failed a drug test.
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