We were kind of hoping the new school year would allow “five-time Olympic medalist Missy Franklin” to go back to being a “17-year-old teen who worries about teachers, tests, and boys Missy Franklin,” and her recent Tweet about having “So. Much. Homework.” put us in an optimistic mood.
But on Thursday Tostitos Fiesta Bowl organizers announced that Missy, the likely new face of Team USA, would be serving as Grand Marshall at the 42nd annual parade on December 29, and then be a special guest for festivities like the coin toss at the Jan. 3 game in Glendale, Ariz.
“I have always loved college football, and I am looking forward to participating in this great community event, along with my family,” Franklin said in a statement we assume she neither wrote nor read. “It is an honor to join a list of U.S. Olympians who have been a part of the Fiesta Bowl Parade.”
The Fiesta Bowl has never been shy about having Olympic athletes serve as the Grand Marshall, including NBA MVP Charles Barkley, ice skater Kristi Yamaguchi, softball pitcher Jennie Finch, gymnast Keri Strug, and many more. So maybe the world record holding high school senior can go back to being a normal person next semester. Fingers crossed.